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Columbus Chocolate Milk

A sex act in which a girl spreads her ass cheeks apart like goatse, while her partner pours milk and Hershey's chocolate syrup into her open anus. The girl then proceeds to twerk like Miley Cyrus until chocolate milk is made, which is then consumed by the couple.
After getting bored performing the Cincinnati Bowtie, the freaky couple moved to the Cleveland Steamer and then began making Columbus Chocolate Milk.
by GimpThePimp October 25, 2013
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Chocolate tunnel of love

1. A tradition tunnel of love, except through chocolate instead of water
2. Sweet, sweet anal sex
Guy: Thanks for going on the Chocolate Tunnel of Love with me again.
Girl: I was scared the first time I tried it, but after that, I was surprised how much I liked it!
by puddi0907 January 7, 2012
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Chocolate Wall Grenade

When you have the urgent need to defecate and you head for the nearest building to find a restroom but when you attempt to enter you find that the doors are locked. At this point you have approximately 3 seconds until fecal explosion, so your survival instincts kick in and you run to the nearest unexposed wall and blast a big shit all over that mother fucker.
To avoid shitting my pants, I ran to the Public Library to use their bathroom but the doors were locked so I launched a Chocolate Wall Grenade on the courtyard wall. Don’t worry the custodian has been notified.
by Jdan Cutsem August 22, 2018
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Chocolate Fudge Downie

by hobofusion January 23, 2011
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Sausage in the chocolate factory means anal sex where the dick is the sausage and the ass is the chocolate factory.
Tom: So how was the sex?
Jimmy: It was good, me and Alice decided to try something new so I put my sausage in the chocolate factory.
by TheKillerOreo January 13, 2013
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grabbing a chocolate bar

offensive term: for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.
do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
by Sexydimma January 8, 2015
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Charlie in the chocolate factory

‘Yo my mate got molested by a giraffe and it stuck it’s Charlie in my mates chocolate factory he said he had bum bum bruises’
‘Put the Charlie in the chocolate factory
by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 16, 2019
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