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Kyle

An overly aggressive male in his mid 20’s who hydrates purely on monster energy, so he can punch his drywall with his Korn music blasting in the background.
Kyle 1: You’re fucking pissing me off!
Kyle 2: Who the H-E-Double Fuck are you?
Kyle 1: I’m Kyle. Who the WTFucking shit are you, you fucking douche?
Kyle 2: You’re Kyle?
Kyle 1: Yeah.
Kyle 2: Prove it.
Kyle 1: *Drinks Monster Energy through knife hole with half of it spilling on his Korn shirt*
by Absolute Niggook June 29, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle's are incapable of taking jokes. They will probably die a virgin.
Kyle is an gashay.
by tahlid1 July 29, 2020
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Kyle

football player, has a concussion, is retarded, has a small dick
Kyle is an idiot
by r67u34ihbvfg gsbtgrgbr December 11, 2018
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Kyle

Holy shit Kyle is so cool! Always so cool no matter what they do it's always the coolest funniest thing you've ever seen just believe me that Kyle might just be the master of the universe haha what if Kyle?
Kyle in a sentence.
by NoobishSalad November 23, 2021
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Kyle

"He is a Kyle" >:)
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Kyle Goodwin

A guy from Kutztown Univeristy who secretly uses Grindr to masturbate to nude pics of gay guys. Loves sucking big penises.
Who gives best blowjobs on Kutztown University’s campus?

Definitely Kyle Goodwin!
by AlphaCollegeGuy August 10, 2022
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Kyle

Guy: (complains about something they have no control over)
The rest of the world: “Ok there, Kyle”.
by GaelicSoxFan October 2, 2021
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