1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.
1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."
by Plain ¥ogurt February 12, 2017
Get the Mike Tyson Bitemug. mike is a very hot boy from England, at just the age of 2, his mother left the family. Mike is one of the main characters on the hit tv show FGTEEV. Mike also has his own social media on many different platform such as, Instagram, TikTok and reddit. Even though the show that he is most recognized on, FGTEEV, is family friendly, mike likes to branch out and make questionable content. Mike has a girlfriend that he has been dating for more that a year! Mike is also twins with his little sister Lex. Mike is really mad at Lex right now because she stole his eyelashes.
Omg did you see that one really questionable picture on Mike Smiths Instagram page! Fgteev mike is hot
by lukssc November 15, 2023
Get the fgteev mikemug. mike jones
Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.
None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.
None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Mike Jones really knows Hip-Hop.“
„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
by Sheldon dooker May 18, 2025
Get the Mike Jonesmug. A derogatory term used for in the context of inbreeding, especially among orcas. Based off of the male orca, J26 Mike, who bred with his mother, J16 Slick, resulting in his sister/daughter J42 Echo, and with his sister, J36 Alki, resulting in his nephew/son J52 Sonic
"Ahh yes, Mike strikes again." "What did he do this time?" "J52 Sonic is his son." "Oh, what a Mike thing to do"
"Donti is a Mike- He is father of his grandchild!"
"Donti is a Mike- He is father of his grandchild!"
by Look! I made a whale thing! July 22, 2021
Get the Mikemug. Loves to party. Loves cocaine. Also will fuck anything even though he can usually pull hot girls. Mikes have no regrets.
by Gagsklf November 23, 2021
Get the Mikemug. by Chuck Paganos mom September 15, 2019
Get the Mike Demersmug. This group is a culmination of good taste and good fashion. Where there are schools of the finest fish, there are Mike Maksosa’s fans. This group carries a level of elegance and sophistication that rival the Legions of Cicero himself. Your heart connects, your mind directs, and a symbiotic relationship between you and something external redirect.
Mike Maksosa’s fans are really something special. Whenever they walk by me, I get this tingly sensation, and a ring in my ears I can’t quite explain.
by TheBanditofBooty September 19, 2025
Get the Mike Maksosa’s fansmug.