A day that occurs on October 30th where you go a whole day without touching anyone. Not even loved ones.
“Damn.”Kevin
“What’s wrong?”John
“My girlfriend is making me participate in No Touching day. By tomorrow I’m going to end up suffering from touch starvation.”Kevin
“That’s cruel man..”John
“What’s wrong?”John
“My girlfriend is making me participate in No Touching day. By tomorrow I’m going to end up suffering from touch starvation.”Kevin
“That’s cruel man..”John
by Kyle’s Monster Energy Drink October 29, 2019
Get the No Touching Daymug. by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023
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Get the National bully boyfriends daymug. by Selvanio patricks November 5, 2020
Get the National give a girl your hoodie daymug. Always held on October 24, NAPD is when you send your partner a photo of your butt. NAPD is a derivative of NTPD (National Titty Pic Day) which is held June 21st.
Partner 1: Hey babe it’s National Ass Pic Day today.
Partner 2: Ohh you’re right, hold on give me a minute.
Partner 2: Ohh you’re right, hold on give me a minute.
by Johnnyboi9393938 October 24, 2022
Get the National Ass Pic Daymug. The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.
Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."
Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
by DinoArms February 16, 2022
Get the Valentine's Daymug. by James Greg November 5, 2020
Get the National Kick Eli Daymug.