National hold hands with your girlfriend day

Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️

Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓

by Yo mom may December 08, 2019

National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

Day 2

So ye I’m still in trouble but I decided I might as well learn Spanish.
Hola, ¿cómo están?

Day 2:Me trying to learn Spanish

by Chocomilkdiva January 15, 2021

Wife Beater Day

Celebrated on December 14th, a day where every man where’s his wife beater everywhere he goes, including the library

Hey boys let’s wear our Wife Beaters to the library to study for exams since it is wife beater day

by Gymbro18 December 13, 2023

National Hate Kimsey Day

A day to celebrate hating Kimsey.

Happy October 30th! Or should I say, happy National Hate Kimsey day!

by Googooboy October 30, 2022

National Hate Kimsey Day

This is a National holiday to celebrate hating Kimsey.

Happy October 30th! Or rather, National hate Kimsey Day!

by Googooboy October 30, 2022

Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.

"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.

by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019