You are in jail waiting to go to court so you go have a shower and cause of your long hair you look like a chick then bubba takes you from behind and you have the ride of your life and its the longest 8 seconds of ur life.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
It's the national day for Emyleens. The thing I'm pretty sure there's only on in this world and that's me : /.
Friend 1: Happy Emyleen day! *gives flowers*
Emyleen: Thanks much! It's soo cool I get a national day!
Emyleen: Thanks much! It's soo cool I get a national day!
by JustARandomTeen February 03, 2024
A "grim grins" remark made by a gambling-addiction counsellor when asked how his establishment is doing.
Gamblers Anonymous director: So far today, we've had two homeless men, five working-class folks without a scrap of food in the house, three grandparents who squandered their offspring's college-funds, and one "chronic" moocher come through our doors --- and their deplorable statuses are all due to their gambling addictions! Just another lovely day in pairadice!
by QuacksO December 12, 2018
Anyone: “ Hey, look! It's National Whimper Audio day! Could you send me an audio please? ”
Their partner: “ Uhh, sure? ”
Their partner: “ Uhh, sure? ”
by Lemmehititfromtheback123ONG April 07, 2024
On the widely celebrated day of "National Block Hiip Day", people worldwide come together for the single cause, to block HiiP, this is in order to keep up the ritual that stops the otherworlders from reaching our plane of existence.
"It is "National Block HiiP Day", little Jimmothy, today is the day we stop Cthulu from rising from his grave."
by dirty donkus October 01, 2021
by tinylol April 11, 2019
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