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Dick Pizza

1. Severe open dick wounds, making the dick look like a pepperoni pizza
2. An insult used to describe someone being incredibly painful to be around, like having a dick pizza
Kyle has a total dick pizza
by Extendedmeme December 28, 2019
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Dick eater

A Dickeater is some one who constantly wont hop off your dick they like to dick eat
Janiya Loves being a dick eater she dick eats me all day😐
by truth🤷🏾‍♂️ December 21, 2022
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dick

Girl 1 "i suck a guys dick at your bday party"
Girl 2 "whore"
by helllowelo April 30, 2024
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Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".
"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."
by Minker1 December 1, 2017
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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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vacation dick

Large to the point of dangerous.

Leaves you sore but happy.
Got with a guy on holiday to Rome. He really slammed me with a brilliant vacation dick
by Lukeadams June 17, 2016
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dick deposit

the act of a male going over to a sexual partner's residence or dwelling for quick sexual activity
David went to John's house last night to make a dick deposit.
by ChatchLands April 8, 2020
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