phone-up

To stick a phone up your ass, as far as possible.

Wow, I phone-up'd yesterday and now need an X-Ray. Have you tried it?

by D Luo May 18, 2017

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press up

when your about to fight someone or talking about a fight

andre-“yo homeboy i’m not the one to play with, i’m bout’ to press up on yo’ ass!”

lamar-“ nah homeboy ion want no problems!”

by ybfan101 December 20, 2022

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throwing up 8 fingers

THE THROWING UP 8 FINGERS MEANS YOU GET HELLA HOES ♾! One finger for each bum u touch, hella bums

Yo Ryann, is throwing up 8 fingers, that boy gets hella hoes

by ilovetomakelovetolovers July 02, 2022

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up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.

-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."

by Coran17 October 18, 2023

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