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Dick Twittle

A person who enjoys playing with or grabbimg dicks
Jane is such a dick twittle. She always has a dick in her hand.
by myst1queb1tch September 22, 2016
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Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick
Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick
by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022
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Pulling a Dick

When you and your friends are minding your own business and some douchebag comes and starts acting like a damn dick.
"Bitch, what are you talking about? Stop pulling a dick! You know that is wrong!"
by AlternativeFactualUniverse February 23, 2017
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less dick

when you're cirumsised and therefore have less dick than you would've had without a circumcision
"Yo vic, you got less dick than us."
by xD4k December 6, 2017
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Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.
Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.
by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018
mugGet the Biscuit Dickmug.

Cat Dick

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?
by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023
mugGet the Cat Dickmug.

National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.
Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day
by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021
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