national kiss day

April 13 is national kiss day

Go kiss him, it’s national kiss day

by National kiss day April 12, 2019

national Evelyn day

May 23rd, a day to appreciate Evelyn’s around the globe.

“Hey! It’s May 23rd!! Happy National Evelyn Day!”

by Panic!Evie May 22, 2024

send tit pic day

June 25 National send Tic pic day. Where you send a pic of your bare titties to whoever sends you this

Me; Happy national send tit pic day!!

Her; Thank you here you go!!

by dyl2wavvy August 3, 2022

Plymouth Rock Day

Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"

Can't wait for Plymouth Rock Day. Hope I don't get that snaggle toothed bitch again

by robertisafaggot February 9, 2015

worms day

Its a secret day of the week somwhere between tuesday and wednesday, or thursday Idk.

I don't think this is a worms day but ok.

by BigPinkBrownWormer September 16, 2020

Shut The Fuck Up Day

Shut The Fuck Up Day takes place on April 17 where everyone stops talking, and whoever talks is automatically a homosexual.

Oh shit it's Shut The Fuck Up Day time to shut the fuck up

by TheEditorOfTheWorld April 16, 2021

National wear your sliders day

Come to school in your sliders! 🥿

“I love national wear your sliders day!”

by debra.mae July 19, 2021