bar in the law

Refers to a block or obstacle that prevents the user from attaining his or her goal. A sort of happy coincidence.

Bill: "Man, I can't marry Bianca until her bitch sister gets hitched!"
Will: "Neither can I!"
Bill: "Well, I guess this bar in the law makes us friends."
-Taming of the Shrew

by Coffee Grounds March 4, 2008

Chuckle Bar

A homosexual term for penis

Michaels uncle Graham let the random man take Michaels to the toilet at Hoyt’s and Michael was forced to play with the man’s chuckle bar

by Ms doomas June 21, 2025

Ice Cream Bars

Easy bars that anybody can spit. Mainly used by those who claim they got "bars".

Man, get outta here with them weak ass ice cream bars bro.

by TWROPE March 10, 2015

About as useful as a dry bar of soap

Useless.

"Cba"

"You're about as useful as a dry bar of soap"

by T4Y March 30, 2022

bar storming

to bar hop in an aggressive and dominating manner

Yeah, we commenced to bar storming after the tequila ran out.

by skeet40 October 13, 2010

a single barred window

A short story written by Andrew Carpentier

Have you read a single barred window yet? It's like the author was in there!

by Historyfacts102 November 17, 2016

Ocean Bar

Has the same meaning as the "oh sh*t" bar in vehicles... only it's the "cleaner" version.

"As my brother slammed on his brakes to avoid hitting the turtle in the road, I grabbed the ocean bar."

"My mom was getting overly nervous at my driving, so she held on tightly to the ocean bar... just in case."

by NatBrat March 6, 2010