by HALSLJFBDHDYKDKSBDB May 23, 2025
This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of hot air balloons. He is wanted and desired by every female in the entire world, fat bitches are excluded. He often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual with the females. Drinks only the finest grade green monsters and will fuck your walls up, (both walls, drywall and those pussy walls).
Guy: Man, I wish I had a kock like Kyle Kilgour
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
by Kkizzle513 June 12, 2019
by Kyle Howard September 28, 2022
by Professor Nate April 28, 2024
A guy from Kutztown Univeristy who secretly uses Grindr to masturbate to nude pics of gay guys. Loves sucking big penises.
by AlphaCollegeGuy August 11, 2022
by read-this-backwards-yecal March 05, 2020
A shining example of why sailors shouldn't have one night stands. The reason Mrs Palmer relied on her own hand before another and the realest definitive reason to why I don't like that colour no more.
'You had trouble with some piss pot last night did you? ' the friend asked WOTH eager concern.
'yes that Kyle Brown dang gone and done himself a moment that he can NEVER come back from sober or not'
'THATS REAL'
'yes that Kyle Brown dang gone and done himself a moment that he can NEVER come back from sober or not'
'THATS REAL'
by Iszcibo October 12, 2018