This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of hot air balloons. He is wanted and desired by every female in the entire world, fat bitches are excluded. He often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual with the females. Drinks only the finest grade green monsters and will fuck your walls up, (both walls, drywall and those pussy walls).
Guy: Man, I wish I had a kock like Kyle Kilgour
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
by Kkizzle513 June 11, 2019
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Conrad: Tch! I saw Kyle on my street the other day!
Taylor: What does he want? Told him I was gonna give him a ride in my Bentely to the new club
Arnie: Hiyo there!!! I got the new latest trend: a $1,000 Rolex with diamonds and sapphire!
Arnie: I got swagged out by Kyle
Taylor and Conrad: Woooaaah! Crap!
Taylor: What does he want? Told him I was gonna give him a ride in my Bentely to the new club
Arnie: Hiyo there!!! I got the new latest trend: a $1,000 Rolex with diamonds and sapphire!
Arnie: I got swagged out by Kyle
Taylor and Conrad: Woooaaah! Crap!
by Horsea for the party November 12, 2023
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A guy who....
-Drinks Mountain Dew and Monster a lot (rip kidneys)
-Wears said merchandise
-Punches through drywall
-Shouts at you through the mic, is a total sweaty tryhard
-Plays Fortnite
-Acts tough on Tiktok or Snapchat, looks absolutely cringe instead.
-Learned how to act like a badass from his favorite anime
-Drinks Mountain Dew and Monster a lot (rip kidneys)
-Wears said merchandise
-Punches through drywall
-Shouts at you through the mic, is a total sweaty tryhard
-Plays Fortnite
-Acts tough on Tiktok or Snapchat, looks absolutely cringe instead.
-Learned how to act like a badass from his favorite anime
by TheExtremeEvoker May 21, 2020
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