person: “i’m a lesbian”
girl: “but you’re non-binary? how can you be a lesbian if you’re non-binary?”
person: “it’s because i’m not a man and i don’t like men.”
girl: “that’s really simple!”
girl: “but you’re non-binary? how can you be a lesbian if you’re non-binary?”
person: “it’s because i’m not a man and i don’t like men.”
girl: “that’s really simple!”
by lookingforaudrey August 6, 2021

by Lovely Lovely! November 23, 2021

you lesbian. puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.
(a nice sentence to say to some lesbian loser faggot.)
(a nice sentence to say to some lesbian loser faggot.)
by elixcr December 12, 2023

At a trailer house in Tennessee, there were two girls, Amelia and Lucia. They were on the couch watching TV. Lucia was bored and said she want to have lesbian sex, so Amelia agreed and both of them went into the bed and do their disgusting acts like fingering each other, 69, and etc. they think the act was so good that they recorded their nasty act and published it on porn hub. And then in the narrow roads of Grenada, a corrupted young man named Jeremy, was watching the video with Amelia and Lucia on his phone and wasn’t paying attention, his phone was connected to the speaker system of his Honda fit, and the disgusting noises of the two girls saying “Suck me all night and make me cum”. Blasted through his speakers, He was so focused on his phone and jerking off his small black PP (or his clit) and with the porn video that he collided into many vehicles, and then still distracted on his phone, he flew off a cliff and plunged into a dirty lagoon.
You can also find this accident story on “the haunting of the Honda”
You can also find this accident story on “the haunting of the Honda”
by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025


A Patrick Stump lesbian is a lesbian that is sexually attracted to women, but they have a special place for Patrick Stump. You don’t need to be sexually attracted to Patrick Stump to be a Patrick Stump lesbian, you just need to be a lesbian and a HUGE fan of Patrick Stump.
“Oh my gosh, Patrick Stump is so pookie. I’m definitely a Patrick Stump lesbian. Like, I love him so much!”
by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024
