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Jacob

JACOB IS A BUMHOLE THAT BULLIES ME
Me : hey Jacob
Jacob: SHUT UP YOU BOT
by Belpis June 26, 2019
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Jacob

Guy1: Did you see that Jacob?
Guy2: Yeah eww I might puke
by P00NSlay3r22 October 20, 2019
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Monica and Jacob

Jacob wanted to be with Monica because amber an Jillian broke up with him. Jacob and Monica are the perfect match.
Nick: look its Monica and Jacob
Steve: oh yea
by NICKPRO February 7, 2022
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Dirty Jacob

When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times
Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!

Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?

Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.
by Whomstst October 8, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a sweet and amazing guy! He will immediately drop whatever he is doing to hang out with his close friends, and he is very intelligent, especially in Math and History. He is blonde with blue eyes, loves sports and people, and is the best friend ever!
Maddie: Hey Jacob! Wasn't Math hilarious today?
Jacob: Yeah! When our teacher dropped that bomb, it was so gross!
Maddie: Hahaha!
Jacob: You want to hang out sometime?
Maddie: OWO !!!
by JacobLoverrrr September 6, 2018
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Jacob

by JimbopJr February 21, 2018
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Jacob

Person 1: Yo what's up?
Jacob: I'm a Jacob.
by razlze April 18, 2022
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