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Schrödinger's Toilet

When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.
With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.
by SeagullSpit May 21, 2022
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Skibidi fortnite toilet balls

Originally comes from a meme, which says: "When you have to meet new people and have to use other words than skibidi fortnite toilet balls" followed by a sad face.
The meme refers to the brainrot / skibidi toilet lore, which a huge amount of the population finds funny. The trick here is that once you find this lore funny, you can't find it unfunny, and additionally you can't find other things but this funny.
Guy 1: Damn... I hate eating dinner with my parents, they dont even think Skibidi fortnite toilet balls is fun!
Guy 2: I need to put you down, the brainrot has won
by nigward521851 August 27, 2024
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Skibiti toilet

Another way to refer to a form of brain rot you watch now, or used to watch in the past.
"Oh my god guys MLG was my skibiti toilet"
by K1RB0 P3AS 🥴 February 11, 2024
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Toilet Fish

You selfish jerk you're such a toilet fish!!!
by Jerry Mane June 23, 2021
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toilet

A decide simply used for urination and the art of shitting
"I'm gonna go use the toilet, to shit" -man

"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman
by milk.exe May 16, 2022
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Toilet Plants

Made of water, wood, mud, grass and worms this potion creates a large toilet in your back garden. It will eat you if you do not give enough worms. Made by two 6 year olds in 201
" Hey look i made a toilet plants!"
by toiletplants101 January 4, 2019
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