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West Spring

Two words:

Just don’t.

Anyways, Zhenghua Secondary School is located not too far away from WSSS. It was our school that enabled WSSS to start its operations. Did you know WSSS started out in Zhenghua’s campus? We practically made you!

We have top notch facilities like a rock wall, outdoor high elements, and ramps that link all four levels of the campus for those who are handicapped, and for the lazy fucks out there who cant be bothered to take the stairs.

Here, the students run the show! Everyone gets a say in anything, without any teachers or staff punishing you for speaking your mind.

We have comfy uniforms that don’t make you have a heat stroke! Introducing our polo uniform! It’s made of dri fit (think fbt shirts). Imagine wearing that every day, regardless of whether there’s a pandemic or not! Who cares if it’s red, at least it isnt the boring old white tops and dark coloured bottoms!

Delicious food is served in our canteen, with eight stalls ranging from your cai fan stall, japanese and western cuisines, interesting takes on fusion food, scrumptious malay dishes, and so much more!

Upper secondary classrooms are all fitted with air cons that will be turned on throughout the day. What a delight in hot and humid Singapore, all paid for by LTA!

We statistically score better than WSSS in all national exams, so if you want to make the right choice and not simply go with the hype,

Choose Zhenghua Secondary School as your first choice!
Don’t bother about West Spring, join Zhenghua Secondary School!
by westspringbad November 9, 2021
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West

A Rather large individual that is found in the ocean sometimes confused with a whale and also got wiped on hypixel skyblock for cheating.
Is that a whale? nvm its just West.
by GioTheRoofBuilder June 24, 2023
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Kanye West (Ye)

W raper that keeps running for president for some reason. Also hates jews if its tuesday
A: Yo, Taylor or Kanye West (Ye)?
B: obviously Yeezy, duh
by iforgotmynamesothisisit June 24, 2024
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West Island

If Auckland is the largest city on the North Island and Christchurch is the biggest city on the South Island, then Melbourne is the biggest city on the West Island.
by Phed Jwick October 2, 2023
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West Side Guido

Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".
Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!
by d-rob all the time December 29, 2009
mugGet the West Side Guidomug.

cole dass west

"Hey did you see the Cole Dass West over there? That dude's a complete idiot."
by ColeDass69 April 7, 2022
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Doug west

A fat Guy, that loves to Lie, and manipulate everyone, Loves to talk about kidbehindAcamera, Beourguest and others. When you ask him for proof, he will turn against you and talk shit back. Also Snorts like a pig when he lies.
Hey Francisco, have you seen Omar?
Francisco: Last time I seen him he pulled a Doug west.
by FUCKOFFTROLLS July 5, 2020
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