Kitten pickle

Someone who is salty scaredy cat.

Girl: I can't talk to him I'm too scared :(
Me: JUST DO IT GOD!!!
Girl: Shut up
Me: Kitten Pickle.....

by Tiffany and Zoe December 30, 2016

Pickle Shit Faced

When you wake up from a night of drinking in a pickle and your still plastered so you drink your responsibilities away

Guy 1: dude I work in 2 hours and I’m still hammered
Guy 2: who cares let’s get pickle shit faced

by Toolbox123 December 7, 2017

mike pickle bum

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.

"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.

by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016

Pickle

A sex act where a man (or woman) shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses it later as a sex toy for penetration while it melts.

Ima giv ur da pickle tonight. It's magical!

by nostd3 October 6, 2022

You're a pickle

Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)

You have some nerve to try and insult me when you're a pickle.

by holly-jolly June 3, 2021

Pickle poison.

When a pickle gets poisoned and you eat it as a date.

“Yo Matt, I dare you to pickle poison.”

“Dude okay”

by Laceythepaninihead September 7, 2019

Pickle

The most delicious and delightful food in the whole world.

Hooman1:hey can i have a pickl?
Hooman2:yeah sure
Literally anyone in the wold:hey get me one!
Pickle is a food

by Heylo humans November 17, 2019