Zero G internet

When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book

Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.

by Gakkuri August 23, 2020

Thats just the internet

The thing that people say when a fellow person on the internet is just trying to live their lives.

Girl: Why is everyone so mean to me? I didnt join social media for this!
Me: Thats just the internet, better get used to it

by fantomiscool February 19, 2020

Internet

The invention that makes time feel faster but also flat for those born from the Millennial generation (born 1982~1997). Routinely scrolling through social media, working from laptops, and minimal physical changes make many Millennials feel like their days are running in circles. They also don't see many signs that time has passed.

For Millennials, the Internet feels like a double-edged sword—it speeds up time but also makes every day feel the same as the last while scrolling endlessly through social media.

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025

Internet loser

Anyone who does these things. Listen to Car seat headrest, neutral milk hotel, the microphones, and has a high rank in valorant, over watch, rivals and posts with memes and cats and Rio de Janeiro

Dude mauricio is such a internet loser, he plays rivals all day and listens to car seat headrest

by Aurajit January 26, 2025

Internet roleplay

When a person makes up a story to act to using text or voice over the Internet.

The people taking part may have different roles in the play.

This roleplay could take place in any suitable game platform as long as it had a chat function. You see a lot of roleplay in ROBLOX games, for example.

e.g...
Before the roleplay: Actor 1: Let's do a internet roleplay.

Actor 1: James is playing on the field!
Actor 2: Don't worry - he does not deserve attention. He gets enough from his other friends.
Actor 1: Anyway, I am going to see him. I don't really care
Actor 2: Bye...
Actor 2: Guess I am left on my own. I made the wrong choice.

by danbdefin April 2, 2019

Prehistoric Internet

Internet before Google.

"Man, it was like the dark ages when we had to work with prehistoric internet."

by kylekruchok June 2, 2012

internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019