kyle from ladybird

sexiest piece of shit ever

i love kyle from ladybird

by obygn November 22, 2021

Lonesome Kyle

Enjoying a cigar alone, after your friends declined the offer.

Hey man, wanna cigar it up tonight?

Nah. I have to work. I guess you'll have to have a Lonesome Kyle.

by NotAntonio January 07, 2022

Kyle moment

1. When someone presents a fact with great confidence, but is ultimately wrong. Typically caused by trusting information from dubious sources, or from misunderstanding the original source material

2. A misspelling so bad that it becomes impossible to decipher the intended meaning of the message

Yo, that was a kyle moment

by B33F_ November 01, 2020

Kyle Landry

A white boy with mediocre athleticism who particularly enjoys indulging in Asian women.

Me: So your new girl is Asian?
Friend: Yeah bro, she's a baddie.
Me: You're such a Kyle Landry.

by Coolmathgames_69 February 21, 2024

Kyle Landry

A white boy with mediocre athleticism who particularly enjoys indulging in Asian women.

Me: So your new girl is Asian?
Friend: Yeah bro, she's a baddie.
Me: You're such a Kyle Landry.

by Coolmathgames_69 February 21, 2024

beat a kyle at pool day

July 16th, the greatest day of the year. Win a game of pool (game pigeon or in real life) against your friend named Kyle. The most glorious day to exist and the only day you will be able to do this.

Person 1: “hey! did you know it’s beat a kyle at pool day?”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”

by Im_a_petty_comedian July 17, 2021

Kyle Stalla

the uglyest kid in the world

"hey you see that kid over there?"
"yea"
"you think he's cute?"
"no, he's a kyle stalla"

by Kyle Stalla August 28, 2008