Kyle

A Kyle is an individual who lives solely on Monster Energy and domestic abuse. This creature will be found at has stations around 2am attempting to purchase alcohol and will commonly be found adorned in a sideways cap, at least 4 face tattoos, and sagging cargo shorts at most mid thigh level while spouting a racial slur approximately every 3 words. The most common signs of a Kyle passing through recently is holes in drywalling and used Juul pods and cigarette butts.

Sarah: why are there so many new paintings in your apartment?

Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports

by DrangleicTrash June 29, 2019

Kyle bit

When one wants a little, but a lot. It is in referendum to an amount comparable between different persons ideologies of interest. As to one a little can be a lot though Vice versa. Ergo this would be a happy go between for those with different technicalities.

Can I have just a kyle bit more?
Yes here you go.

by Handleurban October 6, 2021

Kyle

Nobody cares stop making theese dumb definitions of random even fake people

I love not retarded people like kyle

by Rapist86 November 25, 2020

Kyle

A young Karen. Young white male entitlement/audacity.

Oh look, another Kyle.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Jeremy KYLE

MEANING YOU ARE A FUCKING UNIT

person 1: you bruda
Person 2: YOU SEEN JOSH, HIS MUSCLES SO BIG HE LOOKS LIKE JEREMY KYLE

by GUCCIROLEXMAN June 24, 2019

Kyle

One word Asshole

I'm going to have a kid name him kyle but say its pronounced asshole

by Frank Donald synder August 27, 2020

Kyle

A very intense and angry dude but not really an asshole. Probably has daddy issues.

A: You see that dude punching the wall and screaming?
B: Probably a Kyle

by jmmp2803 January 21, 2022