man chocolate

any form of cheese, cheddar, swiss, or any other. Usually served with crackers, you can vary it up.

Dan cut up some man chocolate, I am starving.

by mjdiamond16 November 4, 2007

chocolate weave goddess

infamously known in the GD as a scene looking boy who is usually found in every picdrop and every namedrop a 2008 prommie.

the mark of the CWG is a crown symbol that is usually before every topic he makes.

whats a CWG?

if you dont know who chocolate weave goddess is you're a newfag

by macberrii87 January 23, 2009

chocolate mud baby

the term for a giant turd.

DUUUUDE! i just had a chocolate mud baby in there!

by i dont fucken care October 20, 2010

white chocolate stalion

when a man sticks his dick in a woman so deep that the cum heats up and turns into white chocolate it is then eaten by the women as she rides on his dick like a staliom

ariana: i got some leftover white chocolate stalion last night want some

diana: no i dont want none but who got u it they probably got godd d

by Speedy Freedy Dequaveon August 20, 2020

Artificial chocolate milking

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.

Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.

by Coco Sean August 10, 2016

white chocolate

Fat People Who Eat Food.

I hate george bush because he is married to white chocolate.
Oprah winfrey is white chocolate.
Eminem is black chocolate.

by P00 H3aD December 28, 2005

Screaming Chocolate Guy

As made famous by Spongebob Squarepants.

The episode where Spongebob and Patrick are selling chocolate bars and he insanely screams "CHOCOLATE!!!"

He ends up buying all of the chocolate.

Screaming Chocolate Guy: CHOCOLATE!!!!

Screaming Chocolate Guy: Now that I have you right where I want you, *suspense builds* I'd like to buy all of your chocolate.

by OMFG CHOCOLATE September 27, 2009