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Daft old man

The doctor himself, keep in mind he is 1,104 years old, also that each regeneration keeps seemingly getting sillier.
A Daft old man. Who stole a magic Box T.A.R.D.I.S and ran away.
by Doctor15Who November 9, 2012
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Old Home Night

The night before Thanksgiving when you go home and drink st a local bar with the people you went to high school with.
I was so hung over on Thankgiving because of too many Woowoo shots at the Pub with my high school friends the night before during Old Home Night.
by cadmium666 November 27, 2012
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slap of the old relic

Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"
"Shes kind of stuck up"
"ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure"
by yatenga December 15, 2011
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day old butthole

day old butthole is a phrase that can be used to describe a bad smell. this can describe anything from an actual butthole that is 1 day old to a turd.
Wooooo!! That fart smelt like day old butthole!!
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old smokey

A sex act wherein a female gets an internal hole cut in between her rectum and vagina. The performing partner then inserts a lit cigar into the female's ass and smokes it by inhaling through her pussy hole.
Guy 1: Last night she wanted some while I was busy smoking.

Guy 2: What did you do?

Guy 1: I gave her an old smokey.

Guy 2: You sick fuck.
by d!rtym!nd August 11, 2014
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Old Heads

The guys that can drink and smoke more than most buhls can. If one voms, he is demoted to "young buhl."
Jack: You wanna try to smoke with the old heads tonight?
Nolan: C'mon you know we both young buhls. There's no way they finna let us.
by Old Head Jake April 18, 2018
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Tuna and Old Socks

A term used to describe the peculiar odor emmitted by the elderly.
Cletus: Jimmi's mum smells like tuna and old socks.
Bob: What? Oh yeah, that bitch smells like old.
by Marty Webb June 5, 2008
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