May Day

The day where white kids in cleveland (and surrounding suburbs) can’t go to school unless they want to get their asses beat. during the day at school lots of anti-white racism happens and harm usually befalls even white teachers.

Cole: Wanna do something afterschool tomorrow?
Jim: Hell no! Tomorrow is May Day!
Cole: Fuck you’re right!

by PCAFJACKB March 12, 2021

Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day

Every single Lemonkey that exists raid the earth on November 3rd.

The Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day is here. You know what that means ;)

by Lemonke President October 27, 2019

Valentines day

That time when you got no love letters because nobody likes you

Kim: It's Valentines day!

Kris: It is?

by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023

Whimper Audio Day

April 13th is international “ send your partner whimper audios. ” No explanation needed.

Anyone: “ Hey, look! It's National Whimper Audio day! Could you send me an audio please? ”

Their partner: “ Uhh, sure? ”

by Lemmehititfromtheback123ONG April 7, 2024

National suck a black dick day

A national day( falls on November 26th)to get on your knees and swallow a glizzy

Bae pull it out its 11/26 national suck a black dick day

by Sir I'm Him November 26, 2022

National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!

by Omran's lover October 16, 2019

National Aliyah day

National Aliyah day is a day on august 15th where everyone should celebrate! It’s a day when a AMAZING GORGEOUS GOOD STYLE FRANK OCEAN FAN WAS BORN . AND EVERYONE SHOULD PARTY TIL THE NIGHT IS OVER👏🏻🙌🏻💁🏻 ♀️

“ omg it’s august 15th! Today is national Aliyah dayy! TIME TO PARTYYYYY

by Mommy_milkers101 August 14, 2021