National short haired womens day

August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women

Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!

by blungoid June 17, 2023

A grand day out

A dirty Mario 3 Athletic lyric dub which tells the story of an ecstatic hobo driving, raiding your house, and taking all your money while you sleep. It's lulzy as it is.

1: A grand day out slaps ass, yo!
2: Fo sure, my man!
1: DRIVING AND I'M SPEEDING AND I'M VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
2: SWERVING AND I'M SCREAMING AND I VIOLENTLY CUM!

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

National POTS Day

October 25, The day made to raise awareness of POTS or Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. Also know as Ashley Frick day

Person: “Who's that passed out on the ground?”
Other Person: “Oh it’s just Ashley, she’s fine.”
Person: “How is she fine? She’s laying on the ground!”
Other person: “She just has POTS, we’ll get her some Dr Pepper and everything will be fine.”

National POTS Day

by Carncarnbaby June 18, 2023

Vanessa Day!

Celebrate a special vanessa in your life, every June 19th!

P1:"HAPPY VANESSA DAY!"
P2:"HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE-"

by GuyWhoSpeaksEnglish:) June 18, 2023

national oki day

national oki day is june 20th , we celebrate this day by finding the girl named okiniiri yumai and admiring her from afar

1 : "where can you find a oki"

2 : "nigga are you dumb...? She's a actual real human"

3 : "it's a national oki day why y'all acting like you have to buy her?"

by sheshortlikeagnome June 18, 2023

National Jwel Day

19 June. The day of the Jwel. All Jwels on this day are celebrated

Its 19 June! It is national Jwel day today! We have to celebrate all Jwels

by Jwel_ June 18, 2023

International Down Bad Day

On June 30th, International Down Bad Day is an unofficial holiday to either jokingly or seriously display the character traits of being a “Down Bad” individual.

“Hey man, are you going to be participating in International Down Bad Day today?”
“Man come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth”

by AMOGUSAMOGUS69AMOGUS June 19, 2023