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Dave Day

#NationalDaveDay is celebrated on the 11th of April. #NationalDaveDay is a care free day where you can pack hammers with the boys, and drink Natty light like it’s water with no consequences. (as long as you don’t get caught)
Hey man it’s Dave Day let’s get drunk at noon!
by TheBlackShadowww April 10, 2019
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Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.
me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
by Nina Simone November 21, 2021
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national send tits day

On this day February 8th, send this to someone to have them show you their tits. This can be used to twice to the same person.
friend 1:,omg my crush just sent me titty pics.

friend 2: what how?
friend 1: it’s national send tits day.
by d@ddy frëak February 8, 2024
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Fuck The Eclipse Day

after one day and after the eclipse has ended you can bully people who is a fanboy of tds umbra or cosplay as her or has a pfp of her this lasts for 2 days
guy:Hey dude its Fuck The Eclipse Day lets go bully umbra fanboys
guy 2:alright dude this is gonna be so much fun!
by idontknowwhattonamethis December 23, 2023
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hug a duck day

April 9th, national hug a duck day in England, Norway, and Iceland. In previously mentioned countries, you must hug at least one duck on April 9th, or suffer consequences such as the death penalty, or up to 40 years in jail, depending on what other fowl have been hugged.
"Hey, I heard Betty forgot to hug a duck on hug a duck day"
"Yeah, she's dead now."
by ducklover9009 April 9, 2021
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National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”
by turbowashere March 26, 2022
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International cum in a bucket day

On March 9th, y'all must cum in a bucket as it is international cum in a bucket day
Tomflynn: you know what day it is?
Mick: nah?
Tomflynn: it's international cum in a bucket day!
Mick: damn!
by Dingleflap69420 March 8, 2021
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