Eli Dick Day

Semptember 26th is Eli Dick Day in honor of Eli’s dick

Guy: yo are you hard
Eli: no bro im not
Guy: Happy Eli Dick Day

by MegaManMyth September 27, 2025

All dicked up

When shit is all fucked up but your mom doesn’t like fuck so it’s all dicked up.

Am all dicked up

by Conqueefadore September 27, 2025

dick riding

when you “gayly support, glaze, and follow a nigga 24/7 like your his boyfriend when he can provide for his own self but you didn’t care because you like munching meat”

bro: yea i gotta make sure he alright he got aura

me: nigga that’s “dick riding”

by dicedontcare October 1, 2025

Triple Dick Handstand

Its when a girl does a hand stand on two dicks and has one in her mouth.

Marry just gave me and the boys a triple dick handstand

by Gruff445 October 1, 2025

Dope dick

Dick that's so fucking good it don't matter what else is going on it says you on a coma

Damien denali paralyzed me with that dope dick I'm comatoast and I'm not moving till he tells me so.

by Gal4cticvix3n October 2, 2025

Dope dick

Dick that's so fucking good it don't matter what else is going on it puts you on a coma

Damien denali paralyzed me with that dope dick I'm comatoast and I'm not moving till he tells me so.

by Gal4cticvix3n October 2, 2025

Dick Ups

An exercise where you use resistance bands or weighted plates and flex to make it bounce. Similar to a “dick bounce,” but with added resistance from the plate or band.

Bro was showing off at the gym doing dick ups with a 45-pound plate.

by JuanPs3 October 2, 2025