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National Annoying White Friend Day

- to celebrate that one white friend who is very racial but like is super funny so you be forgetting abt that racial behavior, but that nigga hella annoying
“Happy National Annoying White Friend Day to my man Jeremy!” - random black kid
by vbnmqwerty June 8, 2022
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national grab boobs day

National Grab boob day is when you grab your girlfriend's tits and squeeze it. National Grab Boob day is on December 12th along with National Grab Ass
hey sarah it’s national grab boobs day can i grab your boobs “go ahead”
by bobby kills December 12, 2021
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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national weed day

we’re replacing rape day, and making it happy
rape day sucks, so weed day instead. national weed day is for all the stoners out there. it’s ok april 24th
by impowster April 19, 2021
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MDMA Day

MDMA Day (Molly Day, Ecstasy Day, Rolling Day) is on March 4th, celebrating the use of MDMA. The full name of MDMA is 3,4-Methyl enedioxy methamphetamine. Using the 3 and 4 helped create the official day. Created by Denkai
Person 1: Yo are you celebrating MDMA Day?
Person 2: I love you bro
Person 1: Haha give me your other pill
by Flaredx April 18, 2023
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Opposite Day

A day on December 10th where the opposite is to be expected
"Hey did you hear that Discord Moderator Day is coming up" Said Person 1
"Do you mean Opposite Day?" Said Person 2
by Eeveeboom December 7, 2020
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Slap ass day

Go smack Sally’s butt while it’s still slap ass day
by anonymous February 8, 2022
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