Vicarious Pimp Agent

Someone who prostitutes friends and/or relatives in order to leach joy from their impending success in a given "field".

You need to go practice your throwing today Mr. All-Star quarterback. College offers don't come easy

Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.

by Its Gotten Old October 6, 2012

Pimp daddy

Luke

Yesterday I was walking by pimp daddy's house and he came out and hit me with his pimp stick and them I got layed.

by Go eat a.... September 28, 2021

Pimp Nigga Boss Hawg

Anyone who refers to themselves as "Pimp Nigga Boss Hawg" is the greatest being to walk the earth at the time. They excessively use the word "nigga" yet never contain the blood of the African child. They can also create new situations in the timeline with simple thoughts, thoughts that most always benefit them, and their appearance in front of the bitches.

Young Child: "Wow! Pimp Nigga Boss Hawg just benched 7 plates on incline with one hand!"
Pimp NIgga Boss Hawg: "Jus sum light lil nigga for real"

by Seduri the spider bitch November 6, 2023

Pimp

The occurrence when someone is not in a serious relationship but instead enjoys their single status by playing others, the complete opposite of a simp.

guy #1: yo, you bin playin girls around, boy?
guy #2: I meeaannn, can't be makin these hos think Imma simp for their ass
guy #1: you a pimp now, my guy

by anonymous July 10, 2022

Social Pimping

Inviting some one to go out to entertain anther person in the group you don't feel like entertaining.

Social Pimping - I'm going to social pimp karen to hang out with emily tonight so she leaves me alone.

by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011

pimp salted

making the jesture of sprinkling salt on another human being for being just to lame or ignorant

"man i banged my girl friend so good today, it was for a whole seven minutes" = pimp salted

by Los papi May 21, 2011

pimp of the day

Pimp of the day;a poor man.

That pimp of the day sure looks nervous.

by jerry dow April 16, 2019