Lying to a gentleman with photos you stole from a nice girls phone (when she asked for you to repair her iPhone for her) telling him you really want to meet him which isn’t hard for him to believe (since your details are in her phone that’s why he hates you ) but when he shows up you reveal your penis and make up a story about that chick being your friend blah blah blah
That little ring worm was shifty pimping last night and made me waste heaps of money trynna get a result that helps me keep winning in life so I expressed my disgust in his behaviour and will never return he definately didn’t get his iTunes gift card anyway shifty pimping little scum bag better leave me the fuck alone stop asking for free money off me fucking dickhead what’s gonna happen if I get the right job huh? Is he gonna make up an excuse to steal my salary and my fucking holidays as well? Makes no sense won’t even let me act like a cop anyway chicks like all sorts of people and jobs doesn’t mean you gotta be that to have fun with them just gotta convince them you are for one night I don’t think pimp is the winning choice for making chicks horny that’s the least chosen fantasy billionaire and jock is more like the right choice.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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dude, you have Innocence give you cash every month and you make her car and insurance payment with your Discover Card? you a Points Pimp!!!
by forever creepin' June 25, 2023
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by fuckor November 1, 2020
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Did you see that woman stab that hoe in the neck with her Louvoutin?! She must be a Pimp Kitten for real!
by GorillaPimp October 7, 2015
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Adding extras to very cheap cardboard pizza to make it taste better, including shredded cheese and pepperoni mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes.
Walmart freezer pizza doesn’t taste good until l pimp my pizza pizza with mozzarella, shredded cheese and pepperoni slices bon appétit🍕
by Pizza Pimp January 19, 2025
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Someone who doesn't fall in love easily,
Someone who thinks bitches ain't shit.
Someone who doesn't fall in love easily,
Someone who thinks bitches ain't shit.
by Chrofit August 6, 2022
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