Magellan's Jew

A Jew that tries to give you directions when they are obviously wrong.

Magellan's Jew was left on the main land because his directions were obviously wrong and Magellan could not circumnavigate the world with faulty directions.

by jackyp November 11, 2009

Jew Jack

The Israeli flag.

After the October 7th assault on Israel, I started to notice the proliferation of the Jew Jack in front of American homes.

by Teddy & Lucy June 13, 2025

Jewing yourself

Wen u fart rely Bradley in the shower

Like wen the the jes went to that shower thay wer gassed

I farted in the shower this morning so I jewdnmy self jewing yourself

by Yiffydeer February 27, 2023

edward jew

justin salad donald egg jumpin chicken range.

i want to pull a edward jew on you.

by edwardnuokk January 24, 2023

Jew Klux Klan Fallacy

If you are a jew or black then you are therefore wrong in your argument.

"Your argument is flawed because your jewish" or " Your argument is flawed because your black" therefore it is a Jew Klux Klan Fallacy.

by i9u8y7t6f7tugvbhk April 24, 2025

Burnt jew

Like Mac and cheese but better

Hey man this .Mac and cheese is like a burnt jew

by Big monkey spit September 11, 2020

reform jew

A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded

Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?

Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.

by SoCal323 February 21, 2021