Shit burns

Originated from being old and having heartburn but can relate to the general aching, burning, pains, etc. associated with getting old.
Person 1: Do you have some tums and an aspirin?

Person 2: Sure. You not feeling well?

Person 3: You know, just getting old. Shit burns!
by KBomb January 21, 2017
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burning yankee

When a person jerks themselves, or someone else, off after having eaten something spicy with their hands - typically hot wings - resulting in a burning sensation on, in, and around the genitals.

Origin: "burning" from the sensation and "yankee" from the action to yank, as in yanking someone off.
Yo, why's Tom been in the bathroom so long?

Well, considering the ghost pepper wings we had earlier, those leggings our waitress was wearing, and the fact that he just texted me to bring him some ice, I'll wager he gave himself a burning yankee.
by Throwawaywhenthru June 23, 2022
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burn the pixels

To use very often. (as in using until it heats up)
If i buy a new laptop, i'm going to burn the pixels on it.
by slang Webster July 08, 2011
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Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn
Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser
by Alrier July 07, 2019
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Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)
"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."
by hogthehedge September 26, 2014
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Pickle Burn

The feeling you have on your tongue after you eat a spicy pickle.
Man I just ate a spicy pickle...
How do you feel?

Not good. I have the pickle burn.
by Ryan Elrich August 09, 2017
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beide burning

Where you just got married but you need to light the pussy up with lots of lube and candles fell and it caught on fire and she liked it
Hunter just beide burning me hard
by Swoyerman423 March 23, 2016
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