Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.
"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."
by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025
Get the Burning Asshole Syndromemug. well… how do you do it?
by irapeaarvarks54 May 5, 2024
Get the how in the bloody hell do you burn ice cream!?mug. 
If you say "I'm burning my feet" it actually means "I like you wanna fuck" you can say this to a girl or a guy
by Blank0010 July 5, 2017
Get the burning my feetmug. What will you do after you get home from Jesse’s house?
Ionno, prolly burn the bush with my wife, then pass out on the couch after destroying the weeks leftovers.
Ionno, prolly burn the bush with my wife, then pass out on the couch after destroying the weeks leftovers.
by Granny Mayhem December 10, 2022
Get the Burn the bushmug. when you get so mad you start to burn like an oil refinery in a thunderstorm.
or a tiger on fire. it is the ultimate definition of anger and rage, so much so that you begin breaking walls,
rapidly spouting insults, and turn fully red.
or a tiger on fire. it is the ultimate definition of anger and rage, so much so that you begin breaking walls,
rapidly spouting insults, and turn fully red.
by MartianSupremacist October 13, 2023
Get the burning angermug. by Joji smok July 6, 2018
Get the Burnmug.