Texas Turtles

Another name for bed bugs.

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?

by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov May 23, 2018

texas tahoe

A truck full of sluts wearing daisy duke shorts and wife betters. Out on the town looking to get laid after they've drank too much. They don't care what the guy's look like as long as he can bottom out.

follow that Texas tahoe. I'm gonna get laid

by Texmexi May 24, 2018

Texas roadhead

The act of a male or female performing fellatio while driving on a male after consuming some spicy Tex-mex thus resulting in a burning sensation.

On the ride home from a dinner at the local mexican joint. Karen gave mark a little Texas roadhead, only to feel a blistering sensation.

by Banger_BarelyKnowHer January 1, 2018

texas dickslap

When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.

Aaron likes getting Texas dickslapped

by DirtySanchez52 May 2, 2018

Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

texas hookem

When a girl is about to leave the bed but a guy grabs the girl back by her pussy

Don't try a Texas hookem on your girlfriend

by Smalls66 January 14, 2018

Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.

you gonna give me that texas special, rodney?

by lolmypseudonymlol February 6, 2020