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Injury Ring

A championship won by a sports team that would have 100% without a shadow of a doubt wouldn't have won the championship without their opponents being injury riddled. A common misconception is that a ring can be an injury ring even if one's opponents fully healthy wouldn't have even made a difference, however this is false.
"The 2021 Bucks and 2024 Celtics have injury rings" Actually if Harden and Kyrie were healthy it's clear the Bucks would have lost, going down 0-2 to a healthy Nets team. The Celtics on the other hand were called a stacked superteam all year, so stacked that everyone claimed the Celtics had "no excuses" not to win it all, therefore no type of injury would have altered the outcome of the 2024 playoffs.
by welusku May 14, 2024
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O-rings

when you're taking a dump and after the first flush, the toilet floods and the long turd with the tip sticking out of the water paints circles on your buttcheeks as it's spinning around
sorry i took so long in there, had to do a bunch of paperwork regarding some O-rings
by Big_Brown_Brat November 28, 2021
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Anal Ring

A heterosexual orgie. At least 5 guys stand in a circle and fuck eachother in the ass. To not make it gay they have to wear socks. A woman with a strap-on can be added as "hinge". Another woman can be in the middle of the circle with a drum and she sets the pace in which the guys pound.
BRO 1: "Bro wanna participate in our Anal Ring next Saturday?"
Bro 2: "Nah, I'm gay."
by Flammenwerfer-Hans December 3, 2021
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Lego Ring

The single worst song to be written, produced, created, wtv
Lil Yachty on Lego Ring "My ring stick like honey :p"
by GmodMagician February 10, 2024
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The dirty ring

When you try too many different types of onion rings in one bowel movement cycle that you inevitably have major poops and therefore, a dirty butthole ring.
Oh man, Bob got the dirty ring after last night’s onion ring taste test competition.
by cheetoes69 February 13, 2024
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February 18th is the national day to give someone you care about a ring. Preferably one from pandora. Specifically timeless wish tiara ring
“hey did you know it’s national give your lover a ring day?”
by ilikemyman February 17, 2024
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Ring wing

All transphobes are ring wing but not all ring wings are transphobes
by Philos Sophia February 26, 2024
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