National Muck-Day!

Today the 23.04.2018 is national Muck-Day!
While in a group people you like you are allowed to continously offend them. They are allowed to counter-muck as long as it does not overwhelm the original muck.

On National Muck-Day you can muck as much as you want. Usually mucking is something special you do on occasions that make the muck funny, but on NMD the muck is life. Muck all day!

National Muck-Day!
me: Damn! It's national Muck-Day! Let's see... Yo Max! You're Gay!
Max (with the rules off NMD in mind): Yo, You're a Bitch!

by Clarencexz April 23, 2018

national syphilis day

the day we celebrate national syphilis day is april 27. we celebrate the disease our friends with syphilis have well living their best lives

HAPPY NATIONAL SYPHILIS DAY

by iwantaids May 30, 2018

NATIONAL SLIDE DAY

NATIONAL SLIDE DAY IS WHEN YOU WEAR ANY SLIDES YOU HAVE ON MAY 4th. IF YOU HAVE ANY LOND OF SLIDES WEAR THEM ON NATIONAL SLIDE DAY WHEREVER YOU ARE.

do you have any slides at home? , because if you do let’s match on National Slide Day.

by LAYLAWAYLA June 1, 2018

national kkk day

a day where we all dress up as ghosts and go nigga hunting for fun.

i fucking hate niggers wanna hunt some on the national kkk day?

by Adolf Copernicus Hitler January 18, 2023

National Jailah Day

February 15th is national jailah day. A day to celebrate a wonderful person named Jailah S.

It’s feb 15 so that means it’s national jailah day.

by sandwich 123 February 15, 2023

National Birb Day

The day of which birbs are celebrated on 9/22/22 is the one day of the year when all the birbs put on their fanciest feathers and strut around like they own the place. It's a time for birb-themed parties, silly birb puns, and of course, lots of birb watching.

"Yo dude, I can't wait for National Birb Day holy shit!"

by SkyTheGuy February 18, 2023

National Rape Day

April 24th is a day that’s supposed to be about honoring and respecting survivors of rape and assault, but has instead been turned into a horrible “joke” made by degenerate fucking TikTok incels, where they think it’s okay to go out and assault someone.

Incel: It’s a National Rape Day, you better hide your kids ;)

Good Person: Congratulations asshole, you just ruined a day that was supposed to be about respect. Fuck you.

Incel: It’s just a joke you’re so sensitive LMAO

Good Person: You know what is funny, your deceased father.

by DefiantSinger October 11, 2023