A mythical time zone where the phrase “I’ll call you back in 10 minutes” can mean anything from never to sometime next week. Common among people who consistently promise to return calls but vanish into the abyss of procrastination and distractions. Similar in vibe to "Pakistan Time," where punctuality is a fluid concept.
"Don’t wait by the phone, bro — he’s running on Jay Time again."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."
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ishowspeed: "one sec I lwk gotta breathe" *inhales*
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what: "ishowspeed"
ishowspeed: "one sec I lwk gotta breathe" *inhales*
w speed 💝
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There so dumb and useless it's embarrassing
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