Thai Burn

When a female grasps your penis and throttles it with unrelenting power, leaving a burning sensation after you ejaculate. Not to be confused with Tie Burn, which is a method of ejaculation by using... A tie.

"How'd last night go?"
"My dick's killing me, she gave me the Thai Burn!"
"Yeah, well I got a Tie Burn!"

by Derry "Incest" Collins June 15, 2023

Homes burn

An unnecessary, but true, burn preceeded by a genuine response to a request, question, or comment.

F requests a recommendation for a solicitor. Unrelated, S had abandoned his home nation of Ireland for Canada years prior leaving a thorn in the side of all his greatest and humble friends.

M: "Probably you want one that specialises in such things. Which we don't have.

Though maybe S. would, when seperated permanently with no backsies from his Irish citizenship."

The Homes burn.

by Sanjito December 11, 2020

Burn a mountain

To pursue your art despite all the odds.

- Painting can be a real struggle, huh?
- Not for her. She burned a mountain and now her work is in MoMA.

- It’s not possible. You won’t finish writing your novel by tomorrow.
- I’ll burn a mountain and it will be ready by the morning.

by ankabara January 12, 2019

Burned Hole

When you fuck your girl so hard right after she takes a shit and the friction burns her anus

Dude 1: How was it with Cassey?
Dude 2: It was so good I gave her a Burned Hole

by TJnine January 10, 2016

Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.

Ashton burns has a micropenis, everyone laugh at him!

by Wize Guy. April 27, 2022

burn a number

To ask if you want to smoke a joint. Circa 1960's - 1970's

Hey you want to go burn a number.
joint weed smoke

by Betty Bash May 11, 2018

fatal burn

To disrespect or "burn" someone so badly that there is no way they can come back with any kind of legitimate response.

John: You're so ugly, Bill, even your own mother doesn't love you.

Frank: Ohhh! Fatal burn!

Bill: Yeah, well...whatever.

by Anonymous7538759287523 October 30, 2008