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Dead Internet Theory

A former conspiracy theory which asserts that 90% of everything on the Internet is AI-generated. This user say "former" because it is very obviously completely true.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
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child of the internet

A person who spent most of their time on the internet and learned everything from there.

A kid who spends most of their time on the internet and learns everything from there.
Person 1: I am glad that my parents raised me properly and didn't just hand over an iPad and walk away.
Person 2: Lucky, I am a child of the internet.
by fishsticks1 November 23, 2021
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internet history

the one thing you DONT want your parents looking through
(dad) son, we are gonna check your internet history

(son) (shit)
by stovO33 May 23, 2023
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Zero G internet

When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book
Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.
by Gakkuri August 23, 2020
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Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)

N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.
A: See this definition.

B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."
by deficiency_of_damn June 19, 2011
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internet

dude 1: Hey, have you checked out the internet?
dude 2: It's a big truck
by African Leader May 26, 2019
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Internet

The world's largest repository of pornographic content.
Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!
by Longer September 10, 2018
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