dead goat

a goat scared to death

the goat is a dead goat

by why are you looking at this June 18, 2018

new zealand goat fiddler

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.

Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.

by Heatwrench May 28, 2022

Throat Goat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someones head in place while they give you a blowjob

My girlfriend really likes throat goat crucifixion, she must have a really good lung capacity.

by CJ142857 May 1, 2022

goated

when ur goated with the sauce

wait im goated

by cornpizza February 19, 2024

Peruvian Goat Saddle

When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain

Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”

by YoCug41 June 6, 2025

goat burp

Adverb: When a burp is so smelly that it smells like goat.

After eating garlic sausage and drinking a Ginger ale I Goat Burped everyone in the car; the smell was so bad they gaged.

by Goatburp February 14, 2021

Goated

When something scares the fuck out of you and you stiffen up and fall over.

Oh shit…that fool saw a chupacabra and straight goated!

by AM© July 3, 2025