February 11

National sex day.
Where you get to have sex with anyone you want and they cant say no.

Hey its February 11th!
What about it?
Its national sex day silly!

by @Cahmoney3000 February 10, 2022

February 22

national sexy manic woman day

rick - “yo, what day is it?”
leanne - “it’s february 22 2007.”
rick - “wow that’s cool asf.”
josh - “i know, anyone born on this day is sexy as fuck and has a big dick.”

by hoopla.0 March 23, 2021

February 25

February 25 is national Harry Potter day (only because I love Harry Potter and that day is my birthday)

Friend: hey whats today

Me: February 25 Harry Potter day

by Adié April 27, 2021

February 14th

National Dick pic day

Send a dick pic to someone on February 14th

by Sexy bitch 95 February 14, 2024

February 18th

national walk off a cliff day. A day of just pure death.

person#1:ima go kms
person#2: WHAT WHY?!
person#1: it's February 18th national walk off a cliff day!
person#2: oh yeah lemme join you!

by anonymous December 10, 2021

February 26

February 26 is international anal day/Backdoor day/Slime your homeboy day.

If your home boy askes you to hangout on February 26 he might rape you analy

John: Hey bro do you want to hang out on February 26?
Bob: Yea sure I'll hang out with you on that day..

*on the 26th*

John: look over there!

Bob: what is it-

John: *starts raping Bob in the ass*

by NoodleLord February 25, 2025

No Finger February

No finger February is where girls can’t finger themselves starting february first

you can’t finger yourself it’s no finger february

by heycoolgirl January 29, 2021