jack bauer cream pie

When you bake a pie for the bad president you have a orgasm in his pie haha watch him eat it

I'm Jack Bauer and I'll make you eat my famous jack bauer cream pie

by dvbennett March 19, 2020

Ice Cream Hand Job

When someone the opposite sex gives hand releif to an individual after having put there hand in any kind of Ice Cream. (ICHJ) for short.

There is also an Ice Cream Rim Job (ICRJ)

Guy- "omg i could go for a hand job right now but my dick is sun burnt"

Girl- "how about i dip my hand in this ben and jerrys and give you an Ice Cream Hand Job"

Guy- " YEAH BUDDY"

by BGeezy29 March 24, 2011

Russian Cream Pie

when you spit a loogie into a girl’s vagina, then blow a cloud of cremè broulè Juul smoke up there. once you start laying down the pipe and the smoke squeezes out, RUSSIAN CREAM PIE.

“I gave her a Russian cream pie, then she left me on read the next day.”

by jxhnnyrxckstar February 17, 2021

ice cream conservation

A conservation during enjoying ice cream.

A typical ice cream conservation at a café:

Lover 1: I love this choco sauce!

Lover 2: Me too! We got a lot things in common! I love you!

by krimzon rox July 01, 2010

Ice Cream Sandwich

A person that is black on the outside and white on the inside with a cool attitude, basically an "Oreo" but much cooler.

You can call me an "Ice Cream Sandwich" because I'm just like an "Oreo", but I'm so much cooler!

oreo
black
white
cool

by Ohizona December 03, 2010

Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.

Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

by Russessabagina December 20, 2009

My/Mochi Ice Cream

Perfectly pillowy mochi balls filled with milky, melty ice cream. It's basically a mouthboggling mouthgasm of chewy and creamy textures. Found in a purpinkle box in the freezer section of any grocery store.

Bruh have you ever chewed on your ice cream?! You need to try My/Mochi Ice Cream!

by always sl3epin April 07, 2021