Dad: time to get some triple 7 and be millionares
Me: Dad, you know its a chance of-
Dad: ok give me all the money you have and your mother have
-loses-
-becomes homeless-
Me: Dad, you know its a chance of-
Dad: ok give me all the money you have and your mother have
-loses-
-becomes homeless-
by poseidontheidiot April 21, 2020

by pantrytheif November 5, 2020

ME: Yo bud, your girlfriend is hot. Has she completed the 7 day challenge?
FRIEND: The 7 day challenge? What's that?
ME: Anal every day for 7 days with no vaginal penetration.
FRIEND: Nah bro, she's as plain as vanilla ice cream.
FRIEND: The 7 day challenge? What's that?
ME: Anal every day for 7 days with no vaginal penetration.
FRIEND: Nah bro, she's as plain as vanilla ice cream.
by Phil6590 June 6, 2017

im so bored i wrote 1!¡2"@3#£4¤$5%€6&7/{89)0=}+?\´`±qwertyuiop¨`~asdfghjkl'*<>|zxcvbnm,.:-_ in urban dictionary
by LittleFalcon September 30, 2020

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by Juda2112 October 6, 2020
