Big Dick Derek

BDD or Big Dick Derek is a fellow with an enlarged penis, hence the name
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.

Closet gay: Yo you saw Derek in the YMCA shower the other day?
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek

by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 31, 2022

vacation dick

A penis that is of large size and would often be prefered over "boyfriend dick"

Person 1: so how'd it go?

Person 2: she said my vacation dick was perfect

by Definedbro May 15, 2016

Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022

Urban Dick-tioner

A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.

"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."

by YouHateToSeeIt June 24, 2020

Small dick

Ur not really equipped correctly to please a woman

Uve got a small dick

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021

Dicking-hour

The time between 3-6 am—after the bars close but before daily life begins— when men are known to send dick pics out like Oprah giving away prizes on her show.

-When did he send that dick pic?

- oh he sent it during the Dicking-Hour.

by Confuseus October 12, 2020

Dick

a peen

i have a big dick

by mrbeast5000 May 23, 2019