Dick Flinger

That one guy you know that will whip out his dick for absolutely no reason and act like nothing happened

Look at that dick flinger he just showed me his dick on the playground

by Sellout President September 5, 2023

Bloody Dick

When fireball cinnamon whiskey is poured and then lathered on your cock to be sucked

I sucked that bloody dick last night bru! Bonerific!

by Kalboy November 7, 2020

Demon Dick Gremlin

Dawsons fucking amazing dick

Dawson fucked me so good, he's my Demon Dick Gremlin

by Doodles And Dunk Dunk July 5, 2024

dick

long or small organ of the male body. and in the example below it would be very small

your dick is tiny jacob.

by totaly not Alexis March 21, 2022

dick bandit

A girl who makes great efforts to get the attention of horny dudes, similar to a thirst trap.

Did you see what that girl posted on Facebook? She is such a dick bandit.

by Flyingbuffalos November 21, 2021

nic dick

biohazard semen due to a nasty ass nic addiction. tastes like battery acid and will give u bv.

his shit was foul ik he got nic dick

by h3rb June 10, 2022

floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024