Like chicken and long walks on the beach with his water melon and believes in dropping the soap for buba
Louie dick like water melon
by qqqqqqqqqqque February 13, 2018
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by sux4cigs August 01, 2017
When your buddy swaps your luggage for one filled with ripped cum stained towels, but actually turns out to be your dad.
That fucking guy Andrew, I made it all the way home from the airport and he bollywood dicked me. My luggage is full of rocks and cum soaked rags.
by Andahalu Akbar September 27, 2021
when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally was dick jinxed and really fucked up"
"AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"
"AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"
by Johnny Ham November 09, 2014
When a dick can be used just like the arm of an octopus. it usually doesn't get looked at as attractive.
Person 1: Yo homie u got a small ass dick bro
Person 2: nah homie I got the Octopus dick in my pants
Person 2: nah homie I got the Octopus dick in my pants
by Trotec69420 November 30, 2020
A Dicks Hip Flap is when a hip surgery is required due to a portion of torn painful ligament that becomes stuck on the ball portion of the hip socket. This ligament flap appears on MRI like the shape of a head on a circumcised penis. It is this shape that creates the flap to cause the pain.
Her hip requires surgery due to the Dick’s Hip Flap, found on her MRI.
The release of the Alan’s K hormone caused her hips to vibrate and develop a Dick’s Hip Flap.
You walk like you are suffering from a small Dick’s Hip Flap. MRI HIP Alan’s K Scot’s Scrotum wiseguys penis ligament pain hormone scott’s Balls
The release of the Alan’s K hormone caused her hips to vibrate and develop a Dick’s Hip Flap.
You walk like you are suffering from a small Dick’s Hip Flap. MRI HIP Alan’s K Scot’s Scrotum wiseguys penis ligament pain hormone scott’s Balls
by Guruji Irv December 20, 2017