legal virginity

The status of someone's not having a criminal record.

There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

Virgin

A person who has not yet had sex and is most likely vulnerable towards said sex.

"Aww man you see that cute twink? He's a virgin for sure."

by Kai Anderson's libido January 13, 2024

Virgin

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u are a virgin

by Norwey December 24, 2020

Virgin

A person who vapes.

Person 1 sees a guy walking a dog who vapes
Person 1 to Mother "What a fucking virgin"

by memebigboy69 May 8, 2018

ingrown virgin

A woman who, no matter how hard she tries, cannot get laid.

"Why is it that no one sees how available I am? Why isn’t it clear that I don’t choose to be an ingrown virgin?" (from the book "Superior Women" by Alice Adams

"I hear she's the worst ingrown virgin in the village" (from the Play "The Enemies of a Bishop" by Christopher Isherwood & WH Auden)

by Davy Andy January 11, 2022

Virgin

People who have mohawks

Dude, joe is such a virgin

by Joes daddy December 22, 2020

almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover July 8, 2016