Kyle

A dude who has mountains of Red Bull stored in his closet

Me: Woah Kyle, you have an entire closet full of Red Bull!

Kyle: Yeah it’s a bit small, but it’ll do until Tomorrow

by OhGodSaveMeFromTheClintons May 22, 2019

Kyle

The man the myth the legend.

Theres lots of them that meet annually in Lake Kyle Park, Texas

"Yo have you heard about Kyle?"

"Yeah, The man the myth the legend."

by 010Wren010 November 27, 2024

relationship Kyle

A man named Kyle who claims he doesn’t do relationships but in reality he does. Side note usually chews with his mouth open and blames it on his jaw. Also probably one of the most ignorant people you can encounter.

Nigga you is a relationship Kyle.

by Slime’n nigga November 10, 2019

Kyle

A male version of a “Karen”. Kyle’s are usually either old white men that have Karen wives yet do nothing, or they are young annoying boys.

Steve: yo dude that man is being such a Kyle.

by Argo:))) January 11, 2022

Kyle

Kyle is the definition of a black hole of mountain dew and happiness. No positive thought feeling or game will escape his clutches as he laughs at your foolishness. He likes writing edgy poetry and making stories that are always depressing. He has a close group of friends and requires an infinite source of sunshine Aka happiness to keep him of the back of others. HE DON'T LIKE FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathan: Stop being such a Kyle Jason.
Kyle: Well at least I'm not a Nathan.
Nathan: Shut the flip up.

by Krygenic freezing November 6, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is all around perfect amazing guy, he will make you smile even though he is not in a good place, always thinks about the next than himself... he is a very courageous and caring guy that has money for days.

Kyle is a cool guy.

by Kylė November 22, 2021

Kyle

Someone who drinks monster energy drinks and punches drywall. Usually cocky and easy to anger.

We had to fix the drywall again ... Kyle got all fucked up on monsters and went crazy.

by Pr3ttym0nstr December 26, 2020