Jordan is typically one of the few male creatures with a unreasonably large log between his beefy thighs, they say all Jordan's have their 3rd leg measured with a trundle wheel by the age of 11. by the age of 17 their cock is incredibly destructive as the force it gathers with its swings is so insurmountable that anyone in its way will perish. due to the amount of blood circulating through this log of theirs there heart has to work overtime, meaning they will die an early death, which if didn't happen civilization as we know it will most certainly collapse and fall under the supremacy of all of the Jordan cocks circulating through the cock economy.
by JordanCultFollower May 22, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. by glock0gan5 March 16, 2023
Get the national jordan shoe daymug. Le Jordan Shaker Est Une Dance Pratiquées Chez Les Nécromanciens
Pour Glorifié Jordan Le Nécromancien avec sa grosse tête cubique là
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Pour Glorifié Jordan Le Nécromancien avec sa grosse tête cubique là
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by Trueyyy December 6, 2022
Get the Le Jordan Shakermug. by Trjohns2144 December 19, 2016
Get the jordan spiveymug. Shoes by Michael Jordan (Basketball player) That are extremely popular these days. Known to literally make your foot bleed, says Jordan himself. He wore it to a game and his foot was so bloody. But their super cold and really nice to wear
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Jordan is a cute, athletic girl. Is very outgoing and funny. When you hear her laugh, it just makes your day. She is very smart, but stubborn. She has lots of friends because she is good at being social and nice to people. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. She also hates it when she hurts other people in any way. Jordan is someone that you would really want as a friend.
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