Michael Jordan

He is a god at Basketball he is GOAT

Michael Jordan is a really good basketball player

by Lakerlife23 _3 June 28, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is the greatest man in Princess Town and will bull yuh gyal

“Way allyuh hadda hide yuh gyal from Jordan”

by Jdaggerdik November 19, 2023

jordan hartleb

A really cool boy who people likes

You are such a jordan hartleb.

by Kimmy bou July 12, 2017

Jordan

Generally a man that enjoys being the bottom in a relationship. Noun

Hey chris, did you get with that guy last night?

No, he was too much of a Jordan.

by TKDubsta May 10, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a sexy beast and absolute legend with a massive penis. He is so well known for his massive penis in fact, that everyone wants to get it in their mouth. Everyday, thousands of boys and girls alike, across the globe scream “JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!” And then tragically die because they couldn’t handle the wrath of Jordan’s penis. Jordans fall in love with Neds around the age of 13. They will then proceed to create thousands of baby Jordans and Neds every day.

“JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH, THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!”

by Idk12534 October 3, 2022

Jordan

A fucking dick

Not a very nice person.

Jordan is such a fucking dick

He's being such a Jordan

by PeeKTree May 26, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is the alpha male of the pack with his 14 inch penis he can’t dominate and out smoke any creature that dwells this earth he is known to slay women at will and can butt chug an ice cream Sunday Jordan is the most intelligent being know to man with his iq in quadruple digits

Oh Jordan you make me so wet

by Absolute bread winner October 14, 2019