black internet

it represents a bad connection of internet that is laggy or high ping

nigga, your internet is black.
this black internet is so slow.

by hotwheelsnigga August 21, 2023

Internet

Some piece of shit a genius came up with.

John: What are you doing tonight Fred?
Fred: Oh yeah, John, I'm just going to watch some Hentai on the Internet.
Bystander: What the fuck??!?!??!!

by Triathlor April 24, 2019

The Internet Hyena's Grasp

The definition of either:

1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it

The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.

Pyrocynical was really ripped to shreds by The Internet Hyena's Grasp.

by anonymous June 19, 2024

internet noise

Meaningless posts to the internet that seem to serve no purpose. Often found on social media, pop-culture journalism sites, and YouTube.
This noise can drown out the content the user actually wants to consume.

I had some time to kill so I went on YouTube, but I couldn't find a good video through all the internet noise.

by Communist bloc party November 23, 2020

Internet Umpire

Sathish is a boy from Chennai who is well known for his social name internet umpire which is a twitter entertainment account , he a exiquisite love towards team Chennai super kings and its player's

Wow I dint believe that word reeks a heisenberg out of me

Heisenberg is a person who make cricket more intresting using his sarcastic tweets

Internet Umpire makes cricket more intresting by his sarcastic tweets

by Jobless Typer ! December 13, 2020

Dead Internet Theory

A former conspiracy theory which asserts that 90% of everything on the Internet is AI-generated. This user say "former" because it is very obviously completely true.

The "Dead Internet Theory" is now a fact

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025

reliable internet

something that doesn't exist.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any reliable internet services that I can use?
Person 2: N O I N T E R N E T P R O V I D E R I S R E L I A B L E

by Nic0981323 April 15, 2023